Here I have long hair...
Warning:
One more warning in order to cover myself from Internet roaches and religious dick heads that cause trouble for us who want a little viewing- or reading-fun.
This lady, Lisa Wong, does NOT hold back. The f-word and other "sex-words" will appear hundreds of times, NOT as cuss-words but merely in their original Anglo-Saxon meaning. Don't click into the stories below if the ramblings of a self-confessed Asian fuck-machine will be shocking to you. Her accounts have little violence, but lots of thoroughly described sex scenes.
She emailed me photos with request to render her in art form. She must know I am not so good an artist and so I will not be able to render a completely accurate likeness! In this manner, her general countenance may be viewed, but the art cannot be used to "stalk" her. Good idea! Anyway, I will be working on them, but the damned making-a-living crap will slow me down.
In the meantime, I have taken some existing pictures and modified them a bit and used them to at least get in the "ball park" of Lisa's appearance.
Lisa
蕾蘇
Hi ya! Or, 你好! (ni hao!), as it is said in Chinese!
Well, yes, I am your story teller for a couple of accounts. One is kind of a story, and the other is sort of like an account or travel log. Finally, there is a short "day-in-the-life" type of story.
Actually, they are all "slices of life" in the amazon world depicted by the sysop of this site. I have "adopted" that world and come up with some things that, if took place in "our" world, they would not be that interesting, but in the strange alternate dimension or world depicted by the sysop and extended by me, it gets very curious. Think of them as sight-seeing tours where you go, via word and a few pictures, to an earth-like alternative universe or planet.
Be warned, unlike "here" (our dimension/planet; you know, Earth, USA, Canada, etc.), sex is honored and all of the words associated with it are honored and used profusely and openly. That means the word "fuck", "cunt", "cock", and others will be seen very, very often, NOT as cuss words, but as their original meanings. If you are offended by such, do NOT click on any of the below. (By this time, prudes shouldn't be here! Prudes, click here to GO AWAY! Unlike the wussy sysop of this site, I don't hold back. But he DID edit my stories some. I severely criticized him for wussifying the accounts too much. I demanded they be changed back. I think I've got the accounts up to my specs now. Anyway, I'll be checking every so often. And he knows that I know where he lives...
There won't be anymore wussifying! Okay, no more talk. Selections below...
Here I have long hair...
From Lisa: Ni hao!
...And here I have short hair!
Bad spelers of the whirld, untie... er unite! And git radey fer sum rides!
Wong Leisu (王蕾蘇) and Alex For those who are NOT into gigantic amazons, but smaller, very very fit ones, this is about a fit good looking guy who pulls a rickshaw in a mountain park giving rides to gals who, to "us", would look like highly "souped up" Asian chicks. His job not only entails pulling them down scenic rides in the rickshaw, but filling their hot, tight little boxes...
The Velomobile Trip For those who are into gigantic amazons as well as souped up Asian chicks, this depicts a velomobile (recumbent enclosed bicycle, adult-sized pedal-car, etc) road trip. These fit gals and guys have bodies that can take down hundreds of miles a day in a velomobile if they can get lots of water, food, and fucking!
This story goes on a long time, so take your time in reading it. Just come back every day, read a little, day by day, little by little; that's fine...
A Few Hours of the Life Of a Shasheerian Velomobile Servicer This short story involves a guy similar to the one above with Wong Leisu but earlier in his life when he still lived in the city. He is a velomobile servicer. Basically, when he breaks for lunch, he breaks his cock by shoving it into tight box after tight box on a whole bunch of souped up, hot little Chinese-like fucking machines!
Musclewomen.com first (entry) page From there, you may enter musclewomen.com the regular way, which requires going through a bunch of warnings again. Once there, the stodgy ol' sysop presents stories and pictures that are not so rough as mine.
Some Lisa-Advice
I remember seeing this on one of the sysop's stories somewhere on here. I think it was cool so I'll repeat it...
For ANY of the stories above, if you like them, you can PERSONALIZE them!
Here's how it's done:
Select, or name a new folder, where you will save the stories to. Then, when you are on the web page of the story or account, select "Save As". You can save the story with the suggested name, no need to change it. Keep in mind that there are a number of pages for each story.
Saving pages from this site is easy. There are no strange Javas, Flash displays, or any other hard-to-save nonsense. These are just straight forward, old fashioned web pages. When you "Save As", EVERYTHING will be saved, including all pictures and backgrounds.
Then, THEN... here comes the FUN PART!
Using a text editor, like Wordpad, open the web page, which is on your local disk, into the editor.
Now, suppose your name is Bob. You have loaded the account "Wong Leisu and Alex". Do a "FIND AND REPLACE", finding "Alex" and replacing it with "Bob"! Then it will be YOU who is plugging up all those holes on those frisky, naughty fucking machines with YOUR meat!
Or, if you're a lady, suppose your name is Sandra; Do a "Find And Replace" to find Leisu and replace it with Sandra. Then in the story, your name will be Sandra Wong. Or, you can also "Find And Replace" Wong with a preferred family name.
Just a bit o' fun from your story-teller Lisa!
Oh! And, I have some requests below. One is for Artists, both in English and Chinese, and for a Translator...
Need Artist
The sysop of this site is an artist, but he has little time. He does not have a lot of time for painting pictures. If you read my accounts (stories), have interest, and like to make pictures, could you please draw or paint pictures of some of the characters in my accounts?
Or any other picture is fine.
Any pictures you make will be put on this site with your name and your site. This site will link to your site. It will also be put on musclewomen.us.
If interested, please email me at:
jinrounuzhimei@yahoo.com.hk
需要翻譯者也需要畫家
翻譯者
我, 武小姐, 出生在美國, 其實本來不會講中國話, 我是後來學會的。所以我其實不會用中文寫故事。我沒什麼錢, 不能付出錢。假如您有一點空, 也假如您有興趣, 請您也許把我的故事慢慢一點一點翻成中文。您的名字可以放很大字在翻譯的網頁上。而且, 不但放在這個網站, 也放在
musclewomen.us。
這只是為了興趣, 有一點象 "hobby" (業余愛好?)。可能取得一點英文練習, 什麼的。
如果有興趣, 情您寫email 給我。。。
jinrounuzhimei@yahoo.com.hk
畫家
此網站的網站長(系統操作者?)(我是出生在美國的, 其實本來不會講中國話, 我是後來學會的!) Okay, 再新開始: 此網站的網站長(系統操作者)是畫家, 不過, 他的時間很少, 無工夫畫畫兒。假如你看我寫的故事、有興趣、喜歡畫畫兒, 那, 您可不可以畫一些關於故事里的人的畫兒?
或什麼畫兒也可以的。
假如您畫畫兒, 您的畫兒會放在這個網站上, 附有您的名字和網站、也可以連接到您的網站! 也放在
musclewomen.us。
如果有興趣, 情您寫email 給我。。。
jinrounuzhimei@yahoo.com.hk